Just this week, I received this Microsoft Office 2010 Agent Excitement Kit from work. Indeed, I was excited, yet dismay to know that it doesn’t include the software for Microsoft Office 2010. Inside the kit is a clear beverage bottle, a white t-shirt with the Office 2010 logo printed on it, an ID holder with the office 2010 badge and some papers included with information of office 2010. Anyways, it is still awesome to receive this freebies! Weeee. Awesomeness!
I am now a fan of Bob Ong as an author.
I am amazed and tickled with laughter by his works. I did find it nice to read his amazing Love Quotes. And now, I am now reading Bob Ong’s book ABNKKBSNPLAKo?!
ABNKKBSNPLAKo?! is such a wonderful narration of a story as a student from his younger years in nursery, grade school up until moving forward as a student in high school and college.
As of this moment, I haven’t finish reading the book yet but it really made me laugh reading it at home. They would actually ask me sometimes at home what am I reading about as to why it seems I really had a good laugh.
Aside from this book, I found other Bob Ong books he authored in the bookstore that I am planning to buy later on after reading ABNKKBSNPLAKo?!.
The Newspaper Clipping Generator is a tool that you can use to create a fake newspaper clip and you can download for free.
The Newspaper Clipping Generator page requires the fields like Name of the newspaper, Date, Headline and the Story content.
After these fields are filled out, an image of the fake newspaper will be generated.
It’s a way of fun and fooling your friends.
Please note not to use names of real newspapers or persons.
Indeed, those of Bob Ong Quotes are inspiring. And to mention that it also tickles your brain. It may stupefy you but it though make some sense.
Here are other Bob Ong Quotes that I loved! These are Bob Ong Quotes that are about life in general.
#1 “Nalaman kong hindi final exam ang passing rate ng buhay. hindi ito multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the-blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw. Huhusgahan ito hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures.”
#2 “Kumain ka na ng siopao na may palamang pusa o maglakad sa bubog nang nakayapak, pero wag na wag kang susubok mag-drugs. Kung hindi mo kayang umiwas, humingi ka ng tulong sa mga magulang mo dahil alam nila kung saan ang mga murang supplier at hindi ka nila iisahan.”
#3 “Mangarap ka at abutin mo. Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya, palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis. Kung may pagkukulang sa’yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde. Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok sa kili-kili. Sa banding huli, ikaw din ang biktima. Rebeldeng walang napatunayan at bait sa sarili.”
#4 “Tuparin ang mga pangarap. Obligasyon mo yan sa sarili mo. Kung gusto mo mang kumain ng balde-baldeng lupa para malagay ka sa Guinness Book of World Records at maipagmalaki ng bansa natin, sige lang. Nosi balasi. wag mong pansinin ang sasabihin ng mga taong susubok humarang sa’yo. Kung hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon, hindi pa rin tayo dapat nakatira sa jupiter ngayon. Pero hindi pa rin naman talaga tayo nakatira sa jupiter dahil nga hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon. Kita mo yung moral lesson?”
#5 “Nalaman kong habang lumalaki ka, maraming beses kang madadapa. Bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay, iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras.”